I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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