babies were throwing up all over the place
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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