But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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