She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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