There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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