Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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