You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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