Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
this just has baby written all over it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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