how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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