You work out of a Hotel?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The feeling are messing with the penis
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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