There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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