So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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