her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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