I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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