'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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