does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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