She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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