i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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