Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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