Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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