Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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