Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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