Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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