There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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