week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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