We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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