and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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