Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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