brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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