haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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