Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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