if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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