shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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