That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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