Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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