No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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