He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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