Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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