There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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