He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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