i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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