Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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