There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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