I'm so fucking centered right now
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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