Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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