I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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