he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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