She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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