I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
