Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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