she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize
