The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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