I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he fucked my hip out of place.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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