yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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